Quotes by Carol Burnett

Carol Burnett

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Inspirational

Pimples

Teenage

As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in ‘Dharma and Greg’ was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.

Dharma

Timing

Wonderful

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Inspire

Life

Scar

Before you go to bed, write down three ‘gratefuls’ for the day and three ‘did wells’ (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!

Gratitude

Simple

Writing

But I don’t begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it’s just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.

Dream

Roof Over Your Head

Tables

Comedy = tragedy + time.

Comedy

Tragedy

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Happiness

Life

Time

Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn’t a mean thought in his body. I’ve always said he was like a drunk Jimmy Stewart.

Daddy

Drunk

Mean

I always felt that I was more of an actress than a – I can’t tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.

Actresses

Comedic

Soul

I always had a weak chin because we couldn’t afford to correct my bite, which could have been corrected with braces. So the chin was always weak. And I always was – kind of hated my profile. And I thought wouldn’t it be nice someday to feel the rain on your chin without having to look up.

Looks

Nice

Rain

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Adversity

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Believe

Block

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Comedic

Comedy

Daddy

Dharma

Dinner

Doe

Dream

Drunk

Eight

First Love

Firsts

Flower

Funny

Funny Inspirational

Girl

Graduation

Grandmother

Gratitude

Happiness

Hate

Humor

I Am The Best

Ideas

Ifs

Impossible

Inspirational

Inspire

Jokes

Kids

Laughing

Learning

Life

Looks

Love You

Mean

Memorable

Memories

Mom

Mother

Moving

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Quotes by Carol Burnett

Carol Burnett

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in ‘Dharma and Greg’ was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Before you go to bed, write down three ‘gratefuls’ for the day and three ‘did wells’ (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!

But I don’t begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it’s just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.

Comedy = tragedy + time.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn’t a mean thought in his body. I’ve always said he was like a drunk Jimmy Stewart.

I always felt that I was more of an actress than a – I can’t tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.

I always had a weak chin because we couldn’t afford to correct my bite, which could have been corrected with braces. So the chin was always weak. And I always was – kind of hated my profile. And I thought wouldn’t it be nice someday to feel the rain on your chin without having to look up.

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