Quotes by Carlos Mencia

Carlos Mencia

As the artist, you have to live in order to experience life to put that out there, and when you are successful in America and in the world, your point of view is the 5% and not the 95%, but you have to represent the 95% so you have to find a way to experience life the way they do.

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Successful

Views

Dee Dee Dee dosen’t mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don’t even know it’s about you.

Mean

Song

Stupid

Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That’s the day that the white man discovered a land where Indians had been living for a few thousand years.

Men

Native American

Thinking

Everything I do is intended to make people laugh and think. I just think something is funny, it’s not hurting anybody, not stabbing anybody, not shooting anybody, not making anybody watch me perform. There are thousands of comedians, don’t come see me because it’s not like I hide it.

Hurt

People

Thinking

Growing up, I didn’t know anything about comedy and didn’t know anything about comedians or what standup was. I grew up in the projects with no dream of anything, it was in my formatting when i got older and started talking to my friends about how I felt, they would be like, “dude, that’s funny.” Then one day my friend was like, “Dude, you don’t understand how funny you are, you need to do standup”!

Dream

Growing Up

Talking

Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!

Hurricanes

Political

Politics

I don’t want to spend my time thinking about somebody else, I want to spend my time just being me and embracing life and living it and being there. At the end of the day, I’m responsible for my words and my thoughts and that’s how I live.

The End Of The Day

Thinking

Want

I was born in Honduras, that’s where I was born. I live in California, where no matter what you say, you’re Mexican. You understand that? It doesn’t matter what you say. See – you don’t understand that, white people, because wherever you go, you’re white. You’re here, you’re white. You go to L. A., you’re white. You go to Denver, you’re white. You go to Miami, you’re still white. In L. A. I’m a Mexican, In Florida, I’m a Cuban. In New York, I’m a Puerto Rican. And when I come to Canada and I find out I’m an Eskimo.

California

Florida

New York

I’ll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!

Holocaust

Needs

People

I’ll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

America

Swim

Water

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East

Essence

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Florida

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Ghetto

Girl

Going Away

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Hurt

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Ifs

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Mean

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Mind

My Daughter

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Native American

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Quotes by Carlos Mencia

Carlos Mencia

As the artist, you have to live in order to experience life to put that out there, and when you are successful in America and in the world, your point of view is the 5% and not the 95%, but you have to represent the 95% so you have to find a way to experience life the way they do.

Dee Dee Dee dosen’t mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don’t even know it’s about you.

Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That’s the day that the white man discovered a land where Indians had been living for a few thousand years.

Everything I do is intended to make people laugh and think. I just think something is funny, it’s not hurting anybody, not stabbing anybody, not shooting anybody, not making anybody watch me perform. There are thousands of comedians, don’t come see me because it’s not like I hide it.

Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!

I don’t want to spend my time thinking about somebody else, I want to spend my time just being me and embracing life and living it and being there. At the end of the day, I’m responsible for my words and my thoughts and that’s how I live.

I’ll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!

I’ll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

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