Quotes by Calamity Jane

Calamity Jane

During the fall and winter we built Fort Meade and the town of Sturgis.

Fall

Towns

Winter

I left Montana in Spring of 1866, for Utah, arriving at Salt Lake city during the summer.

Lakes

Spring

Summer

I’d punch that cocksucker in the balls before I’d cup him for comfort.

Balls

Comfort

Cups

I’m drunk. Correct. What the f*** is it to you?

Drunk

Left the ranch in 1883, went to California, going through the States and territories, reached Ogden the latter part of 1883, and San Francisco in 1884.

California

San Francisco

Umpires

On October 28th, 1887, I became the mother of a girl baby, the very image of its father, at least that is what he said, but who has the temper of its mother.

Baby

Girl

Mother

Those as don’t eat, without exception, fail to survive.

Exception

Failing

While in El Paso, I met Mr. Clinton Burk, a native of Texas, who I married in August 1885.

August

Married

Texas

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Quotes by Calamity Jane

Calamity Jane

During the fall and winter we built Fort Meade and the town of Sturgis.

I left Montana in Spring of 1866, for Utah, arriving at Salt Lake city during the summer.

I’d punch that cocksucker in the balls before I’d cup him for comfort.

I’m drunk. Correct. What the f*** is it to you?

Left the ranch in 1883, went to California, going through the States and territories, reached Ogden the latter part of 1883, and San Francisco in 1884.

On October 28th, 1887, I became the mother of a girl baby, the very image of its father, at least that is what he said, but who has the temper of its mother.

Those as don’t eat, without exception, fail to survive.

While in El Paso, I met Mr. Clinton Burk, a native of Texas, who I married in August 1885.

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