Quotes by Brian Regan

Brian Regan

“Ladies and Gentlemen, we’re about to begin boarding. If we could ask for your cooperation, please stay seated until you row has been called.” … That’s what they say – but somehow, by the time it comes out of the speaker, it sounds like, “Everybody up and rush the door! Everybody up and try to squeeze your big fat butts in the small gate door area! Immediately! … Do whatever you have to do to get on board. This is the last helicopter out of Vietnam!”

Doors

Funny

Gentleman

A formula for comedy is comedy equals tragedy plus time. A difficult or uncomfortable situation takes place, and then you laugh about it later down the road.

Laughing

Tragedy

Uncomfortable Situations

Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The rate of change will never stop and neither should you.

Never Stop Learning

Rate Of Change

Should

Don’t like when sports interviewers force answers: Are you dedicating this game to your sick grandmother? What’s the guy supposed to say?

Games

Grandmother

Sports

Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a different animal. People are being served nachos and there’s a blender going off in the background.

Animal

Focus

People

Every comedian works differently. Some comedians might do just observational stuff and they don’t do anything personal, and other people.. everything they do is personal and they don’t do any observational stuff at all. There’s no right or wrong, it’s just that everybody picks their own approach.

Comedian

Might

People

Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this…skirmish.

Goal

Sports

Team

Hey, you know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting.

Crops

Hey

Want

I always hate having to use the equipment after these huge buff guys who move, like, the entire rack of plates. Then I get on, and move two plates, you know like: CLANK! CLANK! “I’m the two plate guy!” CLANK! CLANK! “Anyone wanna spot me?” CLANK! CLANK!

Hate

Moving

Two

I did some writing for that movie. The remake of Planet of the Apes. I didn’t write the script. But I wrote some lines that they ended up… not using. … I wrote one line. I thought it would’ve been perfect. I don’t know if anyone saw the movie. It’s the scene where the ape general comes in. And they’re trying to decide if they should attack right there, or wait until a little later. And I wrote: “Man these bananas are good!” But they didn’t use it. I did all of that research.

Funny

Men

Writing

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Airplane

Animal

Apples

Art

Balls

Baseball

Better Off

Bigs

Book

Brain

Coffee

Comedian

Communication

Computer

Couple

Crops

Cutting

Decision

Different

Doctors

Doors

Dream

Everyday Things

Expecting

Fans

Focus

Fun

Funny

Games

Gentleman

Goal

Grandmother

Growing Up

Hate

Hey

Home

Honesty

Horse

Important

Interesting

Jail

Jobs

Juice

Kids

Knives

Knowing

Knows

Laughing

League

Long

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Quotes by Brian Regan

Brian Regan

A formula for comedy is comedy equals tragedy plus time. A difficult or uncomfortable situation takes place, and then you laugh about it later down the road.

Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The rate of change will never stop and neither should you.

Don’t like when sports interviewers force answers: Are you dedicating this game to your sick grandmother? What’s the guy supposed to say?

Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a different animal. People are being served nachos and there’s a blender going off in the background.

Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this…skirmish.

Hey, you know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting.

I always hate having to use the equipment after these huge buff guys who move, like, the entire rack of plates. Then I get on, and move two plates, you know like: CLANK! CLANK! “I’m the two plate guy!” CLANK! CLANK! “Anyone wanna spot me?” CLANK! CLANK!

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