Quotes by Brad Williams

Brad Williams

Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.

Comedian

Statements

Every now and then we’re going to fail.

Failing

Now And Then

Every now and then you’ll say something that didn’t quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn’t. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it’s just not funny.

Important

Now And Then

Trying

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

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Everyone’s extremely and easily offended now.

Easily Offended

Offended

I don’t know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn’t a friend doing it. It’s like, “Who the f### is doing…? I was not expecting that.”

Ass

Come Up

Expecting

I don’t know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I’ll always talk about it, but I just don’t want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.

Feet

Two

Writing

I don’t know why you’d go to a comedian and say, “You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.”

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I don’t take too many things too seriously.

I don’t think I’m extremely intelligent by any means.

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Quotes by Brad Williams

Brad Williams

Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.

Every now and then we’re going to fail.

Every now and then you’ll say something that didn’t quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn’t. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it’s just not funny.

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

Everyone’s extremely and easily offended now.

I don’t know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn’t a friend doing it. It’s like, “Who the f### is doing…? I was not expecting that.”

I don’t know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I’ll always talk about it, but I just don’t want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.

I don’t know why you’d go to a comedian and say, “You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.”

I don’t take too many things too seriously.

I don’t think I’m extremely intelligent by any means.

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