Quotes by Bob Saget

Bob Saget

All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

Done

Trying

Way

And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.

Bird

Cutting

Turkeys

Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.

Forever

Tag

Team

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can’t operate on myself.

Doctors

Goes On

Littles

Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.

Air

Beautiful

Sweet

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

Behind Every Great Man

Men

Prison

Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing. That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.

Dad

Dark

House

I become a chameleon for wherever I am.

Chameleon

I can’t do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.

Negative

Nuts

Waiting

I don’t like the negative of reality tv – the ‘you’re no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.’ It’s all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

Hate

People

Reality

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Acceptance

Acting

Agendas

Air

Arguing

Aristocracy

Ass

Baby

Beautiful

Behind Every Great Man

Bird

Body

Book

Bored

Boys

Bus

Bus Driver

Car

Care

Careers

Causes

Chameleon

Change

Children

Choices

Clothes

Comedy

Creativity

Cutting

Dad

Dark

Daughter

Diapers

Diets

Digital

Dirty

Doctors

Doe

Done

Doors

Drink

Drivers

Eating

Eating Food

Eight

Enemy

Fart

Father

Feet

Fighting

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Quotes by Bob Saget

Bob Saget

All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.

Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can’t operate on myself.

Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

I become a chameleon for wherever I am.

I can’t do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.

I don’t like the negative of reality tv – the ‘you’re no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.’ It’s all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

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