Quotes by Bob Newhart

Bob Newhart

A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.

Happens

Pedestrians

Two

All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.

Comedian

Fun

Jobs

All I can say about life is, ‘Oh God, enjoy it!’

Enjoy

Happiness

Life Is

Because of the spin-meisters and the focus groups and the way politics is run now. It’s run by polls and focus groups. So it’s even more true today, I think, than it was some 40 years ago.

Running

Thinking

Years

Comedians are never really on vacation because you’re always at attention… that antenna is always out there.

Attention

Comedian

Vacation

Continuing to do stand-up is always a challenge because the audiences and the environments in which you work very often differ.

Challenges

Continuing

Environment

Doormen are kind of invisible, people don’t know their names. They just say, Thank you, or Good morning. I’d never thought about doormen before. They’re a vanishing breed. More electronic doors are being introduced.

Doors

Morning

Names

Every new routine I have ever written and performed probably occurred extemporaneously. Then after you have fleshed it out and tried it out in front of a number of audiences and it works, you put it down on paper.

Numbers

Paper

Routine

Humor’s a weapon if you want to make it one.

Ifs

Want

Weapons

I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.

Introvert

Minimalist

Quiet

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Action

Airports

Amusing

Answers

Attention

Aversion

Being Funny

Believe

Boss

Bulls

Careers

Cells

Challenges

Character

Choices Made

Class

Comedian

Comedy

Comfortable

Continuing

Country

Cymbals

Cynicism

Decision

Delivery

Differences

Done

Doors

Drama

Enjoy

Environment

Fake

Fall

Father

Feels

Fighting

Firsts

Four

Fun

Funny

Gay

Happens

Happiness

Hero

Humour

Ifs

Indifferent

Introvert

Jobs

Joy

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Quotes by Bob Newhart

Bob Newhart

A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.

All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.

All I can say about life is, ‘Oh God, enjoy it!’

Because of the spin-meisters and the focus groups and the way politics is run now. It’s run by polls and focus groups. So it’s even more true today, I think, than it was some 40 years ago.

Comedians are never really on vacation because you’re always at attention… that antenna is always out there.

Continuing to do stand-up is always a challenge because the audiences and the environments in which you work very often differ.

Doormen are kind of invisible, people don’t know their names. They just say, Thank you, or Good morning. I’d never thought about doormen before. They’re a vanishing breed. More electronic doors are being introduced.

Every new routine I have ever written and performed probably occurred extemporaneously. Then after you have fleshed it out and tried it out in front of a number of audiences and it works, you put it down on paper.

Humor’s a weapon if you want to make it one.

I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.

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