Quotes by Bo Burnham

Bo Burnham

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.

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Humor

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

Funny

Humor

Two

At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.

Feelings

Thinking

Years

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

Funny

Home

Humor

Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.

Feminist

Hoe

Knows

Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.

Art

Self

Song

Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don’t want to bully people, and I don’t want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.

Bully

People

Positivity

Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.

Bible

Jesus

Kindness

Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.

Guy

Impression

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.

Asian

Ifs

Persons

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Quotes by Bo Burnham

Bo Burnham

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.

Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.

Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don’t want to bully people, and I don’t want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.

Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.

Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.

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