Quotes by Aziz Ansari

Aziz Ansari

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.

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People

Thinking

Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig.

Acting

Gigs

Plums

Any jokes I make I try to make sure it’s on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.

Character

Stories

Trying

At the risk bragging, one of the things I’m best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit.

Men

Risk

Successful

Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you’re not supposed to be the coolest guy.

Comedian

Guy

Rapper

Come cook food with me and do nothing.

Cooks

Come on, man, I got a full beard!

Beard

Men

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That’s what we’re shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

Dream

Drunk

Funny

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

Black

World

Would Be

Even in my stand-up, there’s a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes.

Hate

Negative

Positivity

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Quotes by Aziz Ansari

Aziz Ansari

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.

Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig.

Any jokes I make I try to make sure it’s on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.

At the risk bragging, one of the things I’m best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit.

Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you’re not supposed to be the coolest guy.

Come cook food with me and do nothing.

Come on, man, I got a full beard!

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That’s what we’re shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

Even in my stand-up, there’s a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes.

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