Quotes by Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay

As long as you can walk the street and you know there’s a tomorrow, there’s always that chance. That’s how I’ve always been. I’ve always had complete belief that I would make something out of myself again, because to me, it’s always been about accomplishment.

Accomplishment

Chance

Long

Being onstage and performing, the high of that, and people coming to see you, and getting to make them laugh – that’s what gets me hyped up. It’s a nervous excitement.

Excitement

Laughing

People

By the time kids are 15, they’re drunks and they’re drug addicts and they’re getting chicks pregnant. The parents wonder, “What did I do wrong?” What you did wrong was, you were never there. You had the kid as a status symbol, that’s what went wrong. And you’re paying the price for it.

Drug

Kids

Parent

Comics, a lot of them, are really depressed people, and I happen to be somebody that does have a lot of confidence. That’s the odd thing about my stand-up. I am very confident. I always was.

Doe

Odd Things

People

Comics, as good as they might be, they didn’t know much about performance. There aren’t too many comics you could watch for an hour without getting tired. They might have good material, but it’s about theater to me.

Might

Tired

Watches

Don’t most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in your pussy before they kiss you goodnight?

Kissing

Men

Thinking

Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The wardrobe is really important to feeling the character you’re playing.

Character

Jeans

Leather Jackets

I always believed you could fix whatever problems.

Always Believe

Problem

I always wanted to give people the more exciting version of what I think a comedian should be – because I didn’t grow up with comics, I grew up with rock ‘n’ roll. And when I saw a lot of comics, no matter how good they might have been material-wise, I would get a little bored with them after 10 minutes, only because I feel comedians don’t really know performance.

Growing Up

Thinking

Wise

I certainly don’t walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it’s a constant.

Home

Language

My Family

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Accomplishment

Acting

Always Believe

Animal

Art

Attitude

Bed

Blow

Blue

Boys

Cameras

Care

Chance

Character

Crowds

Different

Directors

Dirty

Doe

Drug

Excitement

Father

Funeral

Girl

Giving

Growing Up

Hey

Home

House

Jeans

Jerk

Journey

Kids

Kissing

Language

Laughing

Leather Jackets

Life Journey

Littles

Long

Made

Mean

Men

Might

Mind

Mother

My Family

Odd Things

Outfits

Parent

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Quotes by Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay

As long as you can walk the street and you know there’s a tomorrow, there’s always that chance. That’s how I’ve always been. I’ve always had complete belief that I would make something out of myself again, because to me, it’s always been about accomplishment.

Being onstage and performing, the high of that, and people coming to see you, and getting to make them laugh – that’s what gets me hyped up. It’s a nervous excitement.

By the time kids are 15, they’re drunks and they’re drug addicts and they’re getting chicks pregnant. The parents wonder, “What did I do wrong?” What you did wrong was, you were never there. You had the kid as a status symbol, that’s what went wrong. And you’re paying the price for it.

Comics, a lot of them, are really depressed people, and I happen to be somebody that does have a lot of confidence. That’s the odd thing about my stand-up. I am very confident. I always was.

Comics, as good as they might be, they didn’t know much about performance. There aren’t too many comics you could watch for an hour without getting tired. They might have good material, but it’s about theater to me.

Don’t most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in your pussy before they kiss you goodnight?

Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The wardrobe is really important to feeling the character you’re playing.

I always believed you could fix whatever problems.

I certainly don’t walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it’s a constant.

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