Quotes by Alexei Sayle

Alexei Sayle

A lot of those comics can’t hold down relationships and they’ve got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can’t even talk. All they can do is tell gags.

Gags

Performing

Sleep

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say ‘elevator’, we say ‘lift’… they say ‘President’, we say ‘stupid psychopathic git.

Funny

President

Stupid

But as in all cults, what’s central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you’re very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.

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Nuance

Party

Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like “”Brothers in Arms”” and immediately you know they’re a stupid annoying git.

Band

Brother

Stupid

Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.

Alive

Lawyer

Used

First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

Buffets

Eras

Firsts

I don’t think I’d ever get thin, but I don’t see why I should necessarily think that I couldn’t You can’t live your life for your routines.

Live Your Life

Should

Thinking

I don’t think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.

People

Thinking

I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I’m down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.

Building

Down The Road

Littles

I feel sorry for many politicians we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we’re not.

Consistent

Politician

Sorry

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Quotes by Alexei Sayle

Alexei Sayle

A lot of those comics can’t hold down relationships and they’ve got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can’t even talk. All they can do is tell gags.

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say ‘elevator’, we say ‘lift’… they say ‘President’, we say ‘stupid psychopathic git.

But as in all cults, what’s central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you’re very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.

Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like “”Brothers in Arms”” and immediately you know they’re a stupid annoying git.

Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.

First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

I don’t think I’d ever get thin, but I don’t see why I should necessarily think that I couldn’t You can’t live your life for your routines.

I don’t think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.

I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I’m down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.

I feel sorry for many politicians we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we’re not.

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