Quotes by Abigail Van Buren

Abigail Van Buren

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

Church

Museums

Religion

Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.

Girl

Jeans

Sex

Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

Erode

Ocean

Self Esteem

Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!

Ashes

Fighting

Fire

For many of us we are always wanting more – we would be happier if we had such and such. Maybe we should pause for a moment and hear what some people in the third world countries would like to make them happier. 1. Having enough to eat so when you go to sleep at night your stomach doesn’t ach. 2. Having shoes on your feet and any kind of clothing to keep the cold out. 3. Having a roof over your head. 4. Having the hope that you’ll be lucky enough to get some kind of an education. 5. Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.

Believe

Country

Dream

How should they answer?

Answers

Life

Should

I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana — if it’s prescribed by a physician. I cannot understand why the federal government should interfere with the doctor-patient relationship, nor why it would ignore the will of a majority of voters who have legally approved such legislation.

Doctors

Law

Marijuana

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

Business

Sex

Wall

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

Family

Inspirational

Success

It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself

Dirt

Impossible

Littles

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Abby

Abuse

Age

Animal

Answers

Ashes

Believe

Business

Certainty

Church

Country

Dirt

Dirty

Disappointment

Doctors

Doubt

Dream

Education

Erode

Family

Father

Fighting

Fire

Funny

Girl

Giving

Golfers

Impossible

Inspirational

Jeans

Kissing

Lack Of Faith

Lasts

Law

Learning

Life

Littles

Long

Love Is

Marijuana

Matter

Mother

Motivational

Museums

Ocean

Oil

People

Religion

Self Esteem

Sex

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Quotes by Abigail Van Buren

Abigail Van Buren

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.

Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!

How should they answer?

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself

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